About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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