Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You can't special order awesome
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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