I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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