yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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