I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.