"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm getting married
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