Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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