Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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