What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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