I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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