it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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