Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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