I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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