We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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