Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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