Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
