I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
you made out with another girl for some wings
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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