she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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