im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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