what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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