Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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