They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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