Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
