I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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