Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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