I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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