My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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