Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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