marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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