sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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