Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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