let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
operation have a gay friend backfired
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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