ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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