I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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