I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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