I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He has the fingertips of a God
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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