Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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