He asked me if I "almost moaned"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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