garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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