First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
ttyl tear gas
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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