That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
These tits shall not be calmed
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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