Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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