You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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