it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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