Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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