Fuck appropriateness.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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