So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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