i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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