So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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