So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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