So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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