please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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