my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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