Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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