dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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